I don't eat pink lipstick
pastar0ni:

IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE

darrynek:

lms if you’ve ever drank water or hijacked a school bus

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salparadisewasright:

tea-with-a-splash-of-kitten:

The worst part about liking classical music is when you forget the name of a piece and you can’t google the lyrics because there are none

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icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

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But in the book they- Everyone who actually read the book before seeing the movie (via little-miss-kayte)

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cumfufighting:

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dorkyhanji:

dorkyhanji:

if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:

"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."

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